stridork:

in a dream i was a werewolf

WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME CHILL THE FUCK OUT NIGGA

the-adequate-gatsby:

It’s 3 am

You hear a noise in your kitchen

You go to investigate

It’s me sitting at your table

I ask you to sit down

“I want to know why you thought that comment on my post was necessary.” 

trashboat:

this is the best decision i have made in awhile

tanatot:

porrimz:

I feel like green is an underrated colour

like idk people seem to often go to red and purple and black and stuff but like

just take a second to appreciate how pretty green is

you should follow alfredfuckignjones she is awesome and also me

bob-the-weeping-angel:

elleandtheoubliette:

My mother stopped in at the Starbucks next to MetroCon and stumbled upon some weeping angels. Nbd. 

It’s not our fault that we occasionally enjoy a cold processed sugar filled coffee drink.

homosocks:

some danimals

partyshoggoth:

reminder: short vriska

fasterfood:

wait. if they make “internet addiction” a real disorder. does that mean you can call in sick to school because your internet addiction is acting up again. and just stay online all day???